Plarrhf fafafafafahahahahaha. *Bonks.*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAff.

I shall plarrffh or.....plarrhf or something it's spelled like that, I think.

How is it possible that you fall in love with a person you knew for barely two months?

It took me for.....like eight months or so to love Erin. It took me longer to love Dera.

But....how come I came to fall in love with a friend's friend I barely knew? Hmm?

I talked, replied, we talked,

Now we're married.

I even changed my surname.

Plarrhf.

HAPPY PLARRHFY NEW YEAR.

I did an experiment today.
Not exactly what I'll call scientific but it is still an experiment.

Hypothesis:
Hiccups coming consistently.

So, I timed my hiccups.

When my ribcage suddenly pushed upwards and outwards,
giving a small sudden quick vibration
AKA A HICCUP,
I started the stopwatch.

then...

When my ribcage suddenly pushed upwards and outwards,
giving a small sudden quick vibration again
AKA A HICCUP,
I stopped the stopwatch.

Stopwatch said 9.36 seconds.

When I tried it the second time,
the stopwatch said 12 seconds.

The third time,
the stopwatch said 13 seconds.

ALWAYS, dear readers (if there's any) carry out your experiment twice or thrice for accuracy.

So the conclusion:
HICCUPS DON'T COME CONSISTENTLY.

A simple and quick experiment that couldn't be made possible without my stopwatch,
So I hereby thank my dear stopwatch profusely for providing your unlimited assistance.
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dera

What? Oh hello.

1 Reason Why You Should Never Like Worms:

They're slimy.

I like girls. Why must you like girls?

Because I'm sitting alone at McDonalds currently typing this, and I see this couple eating with the guy staring mesmerisingly at the girl's eyes.

Hi.

For the first time I'm blogging almost certain that nobody's reading it.

Wow, that felt good.

We shall Plarrhf.


5 reasons why you should wear designer bras... ... even for guys.

1. It's not itchy. At all. Saves you from all the scratching which will lead to severe bleeding. Oh no, we do not want that!


2. It looks Very VERY nice. Cause it's designer! Laces and all. WOW.


3. Comfort should be your priority! It's best you choose those made from sheep's wool and poo and is 100 percent polyester cotton.


4. It provides good support. Gives you a hour-glass figure. Unless you want saggy chest.


5. It gives an illusion that your chest is BIG... even when it's not:)
   

5 reasons why coffee is better than tea.

1. Coffee has more caffine.


2. People hate tea. Proven by Boston Tea Party.


3. It has a nicer aroma and colour.


4. It is nice.


5. It is VERY nice.

6 reasons why you should talk to your shadow.

1. It is called self bonding.
2. It is self entertainment.
3. It is FUN! More fun than talking to others' hands.
4. It is the new trend.
5. It is a shout out to the world that you are insane. Which is good.
6. It is a way for you to have communication with the dark world.

Have a nice day. *turns to shadow* HI.

Plarrhf fafafafafahahahahaha. *Bonks.*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAff.

I shall plarrffh or.....plarrhf or something it's spelled like that, I think.

How is it possible that you fall in love with a person you knew for barely two months?

It took me for.....like eight months or so to love Erin. It took me longer to love Dera.

But....how come I came to fall in love with a friend's friend I barely knew? Hmm?

I talked, replied, we talked,

Now we're married.

I even changed my surname.

Plarrhf.

HAPPY PLARRHFY NEW YEAR.

I did an experiment today.
Not exactly what I'll call scientific but it is still an experiment.

Hypothesis:
Hiccups coming consistently.

So, I timed my hiccups.

When my ribcage suddenly pushed upwards and outwards,
giving a small sudden quick vibration
AKA A HICCUP,
I started the stopwatch.

then...

When my ribcage suddenly pushed upwards and outwards,
giving a small sudden quick vibration again
AKA A HICCUP,
I stopped the stopwatch.

Stopwatch said 9.36 seconds.

When I tried it the second time,
the stopwatch said 12 seconds.

The third time,
the stopwatch said 13 seconds.

ALWAYS, dear readers (if there's any) carry out your experiment twice or thrice for accuracy.

So the conclusion:
HICCUPS DON'T COME CONSISTENTLY.

A simple and quick experiment that couldn't be made possible without my stopwatch,
So I hereby thank my dear stopwatch profusely for providing your unlimited assistance.
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dera

What? Oh hello.

1 Reason Why You Should Never Like Worms:

They're slimy.

I like girls. Why must you like girls?

Because I'm sitting alone at McDonalds currently typing this, and I see this couple eating with the guy staring mesmerisingly at the girl's eyes.

Hi.

For the first time I'm blogging almost certain that nobody's reading it.

Wow, that felt good.

We shall Plarrhf.


5 reasons why you should wear designer bras... ... even for guys.

1. It's not itchy. At all. Saves you from all the scratching which will lead to severe bleeding. Oh no, we do not want that!


2. It looks Very VERY nice. Cause it's designer! Laces and all. WOW.


3. Comfort should be your priority! It's best you choose those made from sheep's wool and poo and is 100 percent polyester cotton.


4. It provides good support. Gives you a hour-glass figure. Unless you want saggy chest.


5. It gives an illusion that your chest is BIG... even when it's not:)
   

5 reasons why coffee is better than tea.

1. Coffee has more caffine.


2. People hate tea. Proven by Boston Tea Party.


3. It has a nicer aroma and colour.


4. It is nice.


5. It is VERY nice.

6 reasons why you should talk to your shadow.

1. It is called self bonding.
2. It is self entertainment.
3. It is FUN! More fun than talking to others' hands.
4. It is the new trend.
5. It is a shout out to the world that you are insane. Which is good.
6. It is a way for you to have communication with the dark world.

Have a nice day. *turns to shadow* HI.