You know, me and Dera were walking along E!Hub when we saw all these Christmas decorations and Dera was all going, "Christmas!", and I was thinking how cool it would be if Singapore snows(Pun unintended).

Dera was going all, "Impossible!" but if the world is going to end, then wouldn't snowing be possible? There was a hail, right?

Then she said that the world isn't going to end, and that it's only that the North and South Poles are going to shift.

As you may or may not know, the world is due to end in world 2012, technically. That's what the bible said, but I'm not going to go all religious here. What I meant is, I think shiftings of the Poles is a more of a possibility. I mean, wouldn't it cooler(Once again, pun was not intended)?

Imagine, the North Pole shifts, and bangs its way around the continents. It slams into Russia, cuts China into half and dives right beside Malaysia, sending a great tsunami of waves to it(all kneel for the giant umbrella), and finally, snuggles comfortably beside Singapore.

Singapore wasn't happy at first, but the North Pole proves to be a good company; it provides loads of ice, and hence, Singapore abandons its NEWater project, and used proper, delicious, fresh water, uncontaminated or mechinanise. Hot Milo officially becomes the Singapore's most popular drink and Coke goes bankrupt. Now Singapore enjoys winter too, and my dream of having a proper Christmas is finally fulfilled.

But alas, the joy doesn't last for long. The South Pole is jealous of Singapore. It always had a thing for North Pole, but did not dare to confess, because of where it sat, there is awfully a lot of audience, and the North Pole was just so far away. But as it watches Singapore and North Pole getting all comfy with each other, South Pole could stand it no more. It moves elegantly, sliding pass Autralia gently, and edges between Indonesia with a quiet 'excuse me', and plants itself firmly southwards of Singapore.

The battle for North Pole continues, but the Sun steps in and destroys the North and South Pole and everyone dies slowly and the South Pole is glad that at least it dies with the one it loves.

Labels: crappings

You know, me and Dera were walking along E!Hub when we saw all these Christmas decorations and Dera was all going, "Christmas!", and I was thinking how cool it would be if Singapore snows(Pun unintended).

Dera was going all, "Impossible!" but if the world is going to end, then wouldn't snowing be possible? There was a hail, right?

Then she said that the world isn't going to end, and that it's only that the North and South Poles are going to shift.

As you may or may not know, the world is due to end in world 2012, technically. That's what the bible said, but I'm not going to go all religious here. What I meant is, I think shiftings of the Poles is a more of a possibility. I mean, wouldn't it cooler(Once again, pun was not intended)?

Imagine, the North Pole shifts, and bangs its way around the continents. It slams into Russia, cuts China into half and dives right beside Malaysia, sending a great tsunami of waves to it(all kneel for the giant umbrella), and finally, snuggles comfortably beside Singapore.

Singapore wasn't happy at first, but the North Pole proves to be a good company; it provides loads of ice, and hence, Singapore abandons its NEWater project, and used proper, delicious, fresh water, uncontaminated or mechinanise. Hot Milo officially becomes the Singapore's most popular drink and Coke goes bankrupt. Now Singapore enjoys winter too, and my dream of having a proper Christmas is finally fulfilled.

But alas, the joy doesn't last for long. The South Pole is jealous of Singapore. It always had a thing for North Pole, but did not dare to confess, because of where it sat, there is awfully a lot of audience, and the North Pole was just so far away. But as it watches Singapore and North Pole getting all comfy with each other, South Pole could stand it no more. It moves elegantly, sliding pass Autralia gently, and edges between Indonesia with a quiet 'excuse me', and plants itself firmly southwards of Singapore.

The battle for North Pole continues, but the Sun steps in and destroys the North and South Pole and everyone dies slowly and the South Pole is glad that at least it dies with the one it loves.

Labels: crappings